Sunday, April 23, 2006

Funny Story - Why I'm a DORK!

Yesterday I got a phone call. Well, the phone rang the first time and my husband answered it. I was basically half asleep, napping with Addie since I'd had a long night the evening before. I heard Scott mumble something and then he hung up. He said to me "Hal Morris is going to call you".

Well, anyone who knows me knows that I was infatuated with Hal Morris when I was about 15. Infatuated might not be the word. In the era of teen idols on TV, Music, etc., I was the lone teenager who was obsessed with a baseball player. Hal played 1st base for the Cincinnati Reds and every chance I got I went to the games. He was a total hottie in my eyes. A bit older than me (11 years to be exact) but I didn't care. (Do most teenage girls care?) I mean - check him out - he's the dark-haired guy without the hat. He was HOT!




So - it's been a "joke" in my family forever. Especially since my brother has worked in media relations with the Reds in the past and he would bring me little Hal "momentos". Now he works for the Reds again and yesterday Hal spent the day down at the HOF with him. My brother thought it would be funny to have Hal give me a ring. After Scott hung up about two minutes later, the phone rings again.

Me: "Hello"
My Brother: "I have someone that wants to talk to you." Then you hear jostling of the passing of the phone.
Hal: "Hello"
Me: "Hello"? A total OMG - WTH? moment. Remember, I'm half asleep.
Hal: "Hey Ginger - this is Hal Morris. How are you?".
Me: "Good". Good? Of course I'm good. Why couldn't you have called me when I was 16? Seriously - I would have run down the street screaming. It would have made my year. But now - I couldn't think of anything to say. I'm happily married, have two kids, and just woke up. At 16, I would have asked him to marry me.
Hal: "Hope things are going well. I just wanted to call and tell you to have a good day."
Me: "Thanks!". Uh...are you still married???

There was a bit more conversation, of which I pretty much don't remember. I felt like a TOTAL dork. I blanked out. Meanwhile, Scott is in the background making lewd gestures. I'm trying to ignore him. He's still making fun of me today. Hey - it's not every day that you get to live out a teenage fantasy. LOL!

Remember the "lists" that Ross and Rachel made on Friends? Scott and I have those. Well... I have one. I think his pretty much consists of any thin blonde that is in showbusiness. (Maybe topped by Reese Witherspoon as #1) Amazingly, Hal is still on my list. Along with Kyle Chandler. They're the only two "constants" that have been there since I was a teenager. Maybe I should laminate it.

Hmmm....

8 comments:

Becky said...

OH my heck....what a funny story!!

Tracey Wilder said...

I would totally have this kind of moment with Shaun Cassidy.

And I would be the same kind of dork. ;)

tina said...

YAH!!!! You got to talk to your man HAL!!!! Who cares if you were still asleep...did you tape record the call so you could hear his voice over and over??
We've talked about "the list" and I knew he was your #1 guy.
Remember mine? Michael Jordan baby!!!
Loved this entry- too funny.
-tina

Barb Hogan said...

Now that's some FUNNY shiznit right there!

Anonymous said...

I can't believe you actually got that call...how cool of your brother! I would've probably stuttered the whole time...hee! deB perry

Anonymous said...

you go girl!

My list: Keanu Reeves and Dh totally knows it!

LOLs!

Melinda

Kimberly Brock said...

OMG- What a lucky girl you are

~ I wish I had a brother who could arrange for Matthew McConaghey to call me!

Chrys said...

:) what a great story!!

Dh and I have the same thing....but I have Tim McGraw and Joey McIntyre on my list.