Friday, January 27, 2006

My thoughts on Brangelina

Ok - let's face it. I'm hormonal. I'm also living on 2 hours of sleep per night due to reflux, baby lying on my bladder, etc. I've also been watching the Tyler Durden blog and laughing hysterically every day. It's a funny yet non-PC look at celebrities from the male point of view. Sadly - I find it interesting and totally hilarious. Of course, I also thought The Man Show was funny. That's what happens when you grow up with brothers.

Then - today he posts this photo:



I'm not sure what angers me about Brad and Angelina. I guess it's because I think that they're slime. First off, any chick that lands both Billy Bob AND Brad Pitt has some serious "what's my type" issues. That's like dating Dennis Rodman and Peyton Manning. Doesn't make sense. Then you have Brad - he was the golden boy. Women loved him. Now - he's the golden jackARSE. Anyone that truly believes that he and Angelina did not have a thing going when they filmed that movie are in serious denial. I feel bad for Jennifer. Imagine this - your husband goes off to do some work and comes back to tell you that he wants a divorce and it has NOTHING to do with his ultra-sleazy co-star, etc. Then, months later (let's face it - Angelina isn't 6 weeks pregnant there) the ultra-sleazy co-star is pregnant with your ex-husband's baby. Mind you - she obviously got pregnant before the divoce was final. Yea - I'd be a little ticked. Then - they gallavant around the world as these caring celebrities doing volunteer work, etc. Does anyone else see hypocracy here?

Do I know them? No. Have I seen Mr. & Mrs. Smith? No. (I refuse to after the whole Brangelina thing) Do I think Jennifer is better off? Yes. Do I think Vince Vaughn is better? Yes. Why am I so bothered by it? I have no idea. Is Brad a pig? Yes. Can I stop going on about this? No.

In any event, here's to you Jennifer. You got much better. Besides - Vince is cute AND funny. And hey girl, if I were you, I'd be looking for Nick Lachey, too. He's single now. (That's a whole OTHER vent for a later hormonal moment.)

Happy Friday everyone! It's my last blog post for a week. Heading out to Vegas probably - last minute decision. I wanted to say something witty, etc., but I had to get the Brangelina thing off of my chest. :) Maybe after I have this baby, we'll discuss Tom Cruise.

14 comments:

Joanna Bolick said...

Total slime. I have to think that Angelina got pregnant on purpose just to rub it in Jennifer's face. WHat is the link to that blog you're talking about?? Oh! And have fun at CHA! Rent a golf cart!

Anonymous said...

I loved reading your vent on Brangelina. I can't wait to her your ranting on Nick and Jessica!

tina said...

Team Aniston all the way!!
She's way too classy for him anyway...
-tina

Barb Hogan said...

GREAT blog entry today Ging.
Team Lachey!
Team Lachey!

amy said...

i'm on team anniston, too. ;)

Anonymous said...

Let's face the fact people!!! Celebs do not stay together. It was bound to happen sooner or later. Who knows, maybe they were on a break when Angelina got pregnant in the first place. Way to go Brad!!!!

amy said...

ok i have to comment to the last poster (who, strangely, is anonymous...hm). so just because they are in the public eye, they don't have to take their VOWS seriously?? that's absolutely insane.
and whether they were on "break" or not, they were still MARRIED, which constitutes it as INFIDELITY.
yeah.
that's the problem with our society...we treat celebrities as though the law is above them. well there's one Person who's law they are not above. :p

totally me said...

we don't know both sides of the story. Altho I seem to remember photos of jennifer partying without her wedding ring on just after Brad said he wanted children. and you have to admit that angelina has brought alot of awareness the plight of third world nations and has donated alot of her money and time.


Meg

Janet said...

OMG, I am so with you onthis one!

And some people like them together????

Come on, once a pig, always a pig! And why would you want to date someone who made out with her own brother on TV?
I guess they deserve each other. I just dont want to watch.

Angela said...

I have to totally agree. THey are trying to make everyone think they weren't together during the filming of that movie so that it was "OK"> BULL CRAP! I so have no respect for either of them. Brad is cheating pig and Angelina is a homewrecker.

Chrys said...

Amen sista!!!! I can't stand the two of them together!! Jennifer deserves so much better!!!

I'm anxious to hear what you have to say about Tom....I have quite a few "choice" words about that guy!!

Lisa said...

LOL, OK I have a goog giggle reading your blog, too funny, great writing. Sounds like Tyler Durden has a good blog to check out as well - do you know where I can find it?

Marnie said...

Go Team Anniston!!!! Love the entry!

Brett's Babe said...

Now don't you be dissin' my blog for lack of updates when you haven't updated in HOW LONG?